The Wizard Of Ez

What's up, Ezralites!

OMGSH! I haven't updated this thing since forever! I am so sorry! :( I guess life just swept me away from you guys.

It's been so long! I have a lot to tell you! Of course, I'm not gonna say it all in this post! No, I'm gonna chop up the info and feed you just enough to keep you content until next week. HAH HAH! I'm so evil that way.

So, in this post, I'm gonna talk to you about this new series I have been reading, Eragon. The movie is nothing like the book, so if you've watched it, wipe the info from your mind. The book is long; it may take a week or so to read it, so don't worry about shortness. It's about a boy named Eragon, his dragon, Saphira, and a mythical world named Alagaesia. In the first book, Eragon finds Saphira's egg. Soon after bringing it home, it hatches, and in a few weeks Saphira is big enough for Eragon to ride. Unfortunately, the evil king, Galbatorix, catches wind of Eragon. He sends two monsters named Ra'zac to find Eragon. Saphira senses them and attempts to hide Eragon in the mountains. When they return, they find that the Ra'zac had killed Eragon's uncle and burned down his house. Eragon thirsted for revenge, so he sought out Brom, the village storyteller, and enlists his help. Brom teaches Eragon about his heritage as a Dragon Rider, and together they set out to kill the Ra'zac. Now, that's all I'm gonna give you; you'll have to read the book to find out the rest.

-The fantasy-loving Wizard

Heeeellllllooooo loyal Ezralites!

Today, I received a rather embarrassing cut. Well, it isn't the cut that's embarrassing, it's how I got it. I was in the locker room, talking with my friend Mostafa, when he asked me what I was going to do for my skit in drama class. I told him I was going to fight an eighth grader, and in the fight I was going to matrix. To demonstrate what I would do, I leaned back as far as I could, lost my balance, and on the way down I scratched my arm on a locker. It wasn't a big scratch, but it was as embarrassing as heck. Crap.

-The red-faced Wizard

As you can see, I have removed my MMORPGS column and have replaced it with a sites column. That is all, loyal readers.

-The Wizard

What's Happenin', Ezralites!

As my last post suggested, I am currently in an Artemis Fowl stage. For those of you who have read this marvelous series, WHOO-HOO!

And for the REST of you unsophisticated people who HAVEN'T read the series, here's a link to the official website. Read up! http://ArtemisFowl.com/

-The very Fowl Wizard (ha-ha, get it? Fowl, as in Artemis Fowl. Heh heh... uh... sorry)

Hi Ezralites!

Right now I'm at aunt Debbie's. They have this really cool laptop - any piece of tech I see is "cool" - I'm using it to blog with right now. Now that I think about it, whenever the family's traveling mom usually lifts her rules about computers. I think that's awesome 'cause mom gives us half hour turns - barely enough time to get a good search going.

I'll keep you guys posted,

-The Wizard

p.s. The laptop is so cool!

Hi Ezralites!

I've been passing through lots of small towns in the middle of nowhere. I - whoops, mom and dad want to go, I'm gonna have to talk to you later!

-The traveling Wizard