Thursday, September 24, 2009

Matrix, Man!

Heeeellllllooooo loyal Ezralites!

Today, I received a rather embarrassing cut. Well, it isn't the cut that's embarrassing, it's how I got it. I was in the locker room, talking with my friend Mostafa, when he asked me what I was going to do for my skit in Drama Class. I told him I was going to fight an eighth grader, and in the fight I was going to matrix. To demonstrate what I would do, I leaned back as far as I could, lost my balance, and on the way down I scratched my arm on a locker. It wasn't a big scratch, but it was as embarrassing as heck. Crap.

-The red-faced Wizard

Monday, September 21, 2009

Update!

As you can see, I have changed my MMORPGS column and have replaced it with a sites column. That is all, loyal readers.

-The Wizard

ARTEMIS FOWL!!! ( The Civilized, Non-Screaming Version)

What's Happenin', Ezralites!

As my last post suggested, I am currently in an Artemis Fowl stage. For those of you who have read this marvelous series, WHOO-HOO!

And for the REST of you unsophisticated people who HAVEN'T read the series, here's a link to the official website. Read up! http://ArtemisFowl.com/

-The Very Fowl Wizard (ha-ha, get it? Fowl, as in Artemis Fowl. Heh heh... uh... sorry)

ARTEMIS FOWL!!!


ARTEMIS FOWL ROCKS!!!


ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS!!!


HE IS AWESOME!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! SQUEAL!!!


*pant pant* *sputter* *cough* ... He... *cough cough* ...


HE ROCKS!!!


Saturday, July 4, 2009

Utah

Hi Ezralites!

Right now I'm at aunt Debbie's. They have this really cool laptop - any piece of tech I see is "cool" - I'm using it to blog with right now. Now that I think about it, whenever the family's traveling mom usually lifts her rules about computers. I think that's awesome 'cause mom gives us half hour turns - barely enough time to get a good search going.

I'll keep you guys posted,

-The Wizard

p.s. The laptop is so cool!

Hi From NM!

Hi Ezralites!

I've been passing through lots of small towns in the middle of nowhere. I - whoops, mom and dad want to go, I'm gonna have to talk to you later!

-The Traveling Wizard

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I'm Back!


Yo Ezralites!

In case you didn't know, for the last week (15th to 20th) I've been at a boy scout camp, so I need to do some catchin' up. (Translation: Get ready for more of my random remarks.)

Right, so, while at scout camp, a few wonderful things happened.


  • A kid kicked my family jewels - twice.

  • I got smacked in the head with a paddle.

  • My swim trunks got ripped down the side, providing a beautiful gash on my leg

  • I had a heat stroke in the middle of the night

I love camp


-The Body Cast Covered Wizard