Matrix, Man!

Heeeellllllooooo loyal Ezralites!

Today, I received a rather embarrassing cut. Well, it isn't the cut that's embarrassing, it's how I got it. I was in the locker room, talking with my friend Mostafa, when he asked me what I was going to do for my skit in drama class. I told him I was going to fight an eighth grader, and in the fight I was going to matrix. To demonstrate what I would do, I leaned back as far as I could, lost my balance, and on the way down I scratched my arm on a locker. It wasn't a big scratch, but it was as embarrassing as heck. Crap.

-The red-faced Wizard

Update!

As you can see, I have removed my MMORPGS column and have replaced it with a sites column. That is all, loyal readers.

-The Wizard

ARTEMIS FOWL!!! ( The Civilized, Non-Screaming Version)

What's Happenin', Ezralites!

As my last post suggested, I am currently in an Artemis Fowl stage. For those of you who have read this marvelous series, WHOO-HOO!

And for the REST of you unsophisticated people who HAVEN'T read the series, here's a link to the official website. Read up! http://ArtemisFowl.com/

-The very Fowl Wizard (ha-ha, get it? Fowl, as in Artemis Fowl. Heh heh... uh... sorry)

ARTEMIS FOWL!!!


ARTEMIS FOWL ROCKS!!!


ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS!!!


HE IS AWESOME!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! SQUEAL!!!


*pant pant, sputter, cough* ... He... *cough cough* ...


HE ROCKS!!!