Yo,
School's out! OMGSH! I am so friggin' excited I can hardly type! Plus, remember my post about summer camp back in 09'? Well, it's that time of year again. (I'm going next week!) Hopefully I'll have a better experience this time around. (My jewels still hurt from last year...)
-The Wiz
Yo,
I finished TAKS week. *Exhale*. Feels good to be done with TAKS. Now all I have to do for the rest of the year is answer pointless questions that are suposed to "prepare" me for 8th grade, but all they really are are fillers for the teachers to give me for the rest of the year, now that all the important stuff is done.
See-ya, TAKS!
-The Wizard
Yo,
Tomorrow is the math TAKS test. Whoop. Can't wait.
TAKS are always easy- I'm never afraid of the questions. What I am scared of is the amount of time it takes to finish a TAKS. By that, I mean HOURS. It takes 3-4 hours for me to finish a TAKS, even when I'm working at top speed. I shudder to think how long it will take me to finish the one tomorrow. Fear the TAKS.
-The Wizard
Hey Ezralites!
Recently I've dusted off the ol' hard drive and, what do you know, I found this old thing lying around the History section. With a gasp, I realized it's been months since I've updated this blog, what with haircuts, puberty, and ungainly smells, I just haven't found the time to post my life and accomplishments for all of my loyal followers to see! OMGSH!
Anyway, I... What I mean to say is - Blublublublublublublub...
OH NO! Blublublub...
It's happening! I have wri - blublublub - writer's - blublublub - WRITER'S BLOCK! NO!!!!
-The... blublublub... Wizard...
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What's up, Ezralites!
OMGSH! I haven't updated this thing since forever! I am so sorry! :( I guess life just swept me away from you guys.
It's been so long! I have a lot to tell you! Of course, I'm not gonna say it all in this post! No, I'm gonna chop up the info and feed you just enough to keep you content until next week. HAH HAH! I'm so evil that way.
So, in this post, I'm gonna talk to you about this new series I have been reading, Eragon. The movie is nothing like the book, so if you've watched it, wipe the info from your mind. The book is long; it may take a week or so to read it, so don't worry about shortness. It's about a boy named Eragon, his dragon, Saphira, and a mythical world named Alagaesia. In the first book, Eragon finds Saphira's egg. Soon after bringing it home, it hatches, and in a few weeks Saphira is big enough for Eragon to ride. Unfortunately, the evil king, Galbatorix, catches wind of Eragon. He sends two monsters named Ra'zac to find Eragon. Saphira senses them and attempts to hide Eragon in the mountains. When they return, they find that the Ra'zac had killed Eragon's uncle and burned down his house. Eragon thirsted for revenge, so he sought out Brom, the village storyteller, and enlists his help. Brom teaches Eragon about his heritage as a Dragon Rider, and together they set out to kill the Ra'zac. Now, that's all I'm gonna give you; you'll have to read the book to find out the rest.
-The fantasy-loving Wizard
Heeeellllllooooo loyal Ezralites!
Today, I received a rather embarrassing cut. Well, it isn't the cut that's embarrassing, it's how I got it. I was in the locker room, talking with my friend Mostafa, when he asked me what I was going to do for my skit in drama class. I told him I was going to fight an eighth grader, and in the fight I was going to matrix. To demonstrate what I would do, I leaned back as far as I could, lost my balance, and on the way down I scratched my arm on a locker. It wasn't a big scratch, but it was as embarrassing as heck. Crap.
-The red-faced Wizard
As you can see, I have removed my MMORPGS column and have replaced it with a sites column. That is all, loyal readers.
-The Wizard
