The Wizard Of Ez

Yo,


Today is October the Thirty-first, and the official Minecraft Halloween Update is out! Woot! I'm so pumped I can barely contain myself! *drools*

And I'm not going trick-or-treating. T_T

In fact, none of the Tui Family children are going to.

Since it's Sunday today, Mom has decided not to let us go. Now, I'm not angry or anything, I'm just wondering: If All Hallows Eve was on a Sunday, would you go trick-or-treating?

-The Wiz

Yo,


Well, I'm back from Arizona.

):

As I write this on my laptop (Grandpa gifted me one when we left, thank you Grandpa!), I feel a tear come to my eye as I fondly reminisce the brief length of time I spent with my family. I enjoyed every minute I spent sleeping on an air mattress at the Paseros, living in a hole (literally- I slept in the man-cave at Donna's),and taking up residence on Grandma's couch. In fact, if I had to chose between my bed and that couch, I would choose the couch. No joke.

Every time the family and I visit Arizona, I realize more and more that I need and want to live closer to my relatives. Texas is extremely lonely now. "Home" for me isn't Texas. It's wherever my family is.

I really miss you guys.

- The Wiz

Yo,


School's out! OMGSH! I am so friggin' excited I can hardly type! Plus, remember my post about summer camp back in 09'? Well, it's that time of year again. (I'm going next week!) Hopefully I'll have a better experience this time around. (My jewels still hurt from last year...)

-The Wiz

Yo,


I finished TAKS week. *Exhale*. Feels good to be done with TAKS. Now all I have to do for the rest of the year is answer pointless questions that are suposed to "prepare" me for 8th grade, but all they really are are fillers for the teachers to give me for the rest of the year, now that all the important stuff is done.

See-ya, TAKS!
-The Wizard

Yo,


Tomorrow is the math TAKS test. Whoop. Can't wait.

TAKS are always easy- I'm never afraid of the questions. What I am scared of is the amount of time it takes to finish a TAKS. By that, I mean HOURS. It takes 3-4 hours for me to finish a TAKS, even when I'm working at top speed. I shudder to think how long it will take me to finish the one tomorrow. Fear the TAKS.

-The Wizard

Hey Ezralites!

Recently I've dusted off the ol' hard drive and, what do you know, I found this old thing lying around the History section. With a gasp, I realized it's been months since I've updated this blog, what with haircuts, puberty, and ungainly smells, I just haven't found the time to post my life and accomplishments for all of my loyal followers to see! OMGSH!

Anyway, I... What I mean to say is - Blublublublublublublub...

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What's up, Ezralites!

OMGSH! I haven't updated this thing since forever! I am so sorry! :( I guess life just swept me away from you guys.

It's been so long! I have a lot to tell you! Of course, I'm not gonna say it all in this post! No, I'm gonna chop up the info and feed you just enough to keep you content until next week. HAH HAH! I'm so evil that way.

So, in this post, I'm gonna talk to you about this new series I have been reading, Eragon. The movie is nothing like the book, so if you've watched it, wipe the info from your mind. The book is long; it may take a week or so to read it, so don't worry about shortness. It's about a boy named Eragon, his dragon, Saphira, and a mythical world named Alagaesia. In the first book, Eragon finds Saphira's egg. Soon after bringing it home, it hatches, and in a few weeks Saphira is big enough for Eragon to ride. Unfortunately, the evil king, Galbatorix, catches wind of Eragon. He sends two monsters named Ra'zac to find Eragon. Saphira senses them and attempts to hide Eragon in the mountains. When they return, they find that the Ra'zac had killed Eragon's uncle and burned down his house. Eragon thirsted for revenge, so he sought out Brom, the village storyteller, and enlists his help. Brom teaches Eragon about his heritage as a Dragon Rider, and together they set out to kill the Ra'zac. Now, that's all I'm gonna give you; you'll have to read the book to find out the rest.

-The fantasy-loving Wizard